Call me any name, I’m nameless! Or call me Alan smithee

Adult, He/It or address me with “the”

DNI:

IF YOU ARE HERE TO MAKE MY BISEXUAL FOLLOWERS LAUGH. I AM THE ONLY ONE THEY CAN FIND FUNNY.

IF YOU ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE THEN ME. I WANT EVERY BISEXUAL INDIVIDUAL TO CRAVE ME AND ONLY ME

IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING ZODIAC SIGNS: ATARAX, RISPERIDONE, IBUPROFEN

I reblog titties and balls on ocassion I love suggestive art and photography. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!

art account → @5ofun

Have a couple alts so look out for reblog spams hehe I’m saving posts that I usually find useful or wanna read later !

stabbingandorbeingstabbed:

can’t believe this legend is up for sale can someone venmo me $2500 real quick

jewishvitya:

When I see people sharing so much of their kids’ lives, I think about that one time my child told a joke, I shared that joke with ONE FRIEND in a private conversation, and my child said “can you please ask me next time, before you tell people something about me?”

And, yes, I absolutely should. So I apologized, and now I ask.

“I love that video of you, can I show it to a friend?”

“Can I tell a friend about how clever you were just now?”

“Can I share this in the family group chat?”

“Can I show your art to grandma and grandpa?”

And it’s not like my kids don’t like when I share their jokes and puns and fun moments. They love it! But they want to have control over what I share with people. Even without their faces or their names. Even people we know and trust.

And they deserve to have that control.

forgottenflickr:

2007

sacred-portal:

schakerin:

owlpellet:

i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate’s computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.

so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching “advanced system settings”, go to performance settings, and uncheck “show shadows under windows” and anything else you don’t want. hope that helps someone else.

dozydawn:

sacred-portal:

plumslices:

nativenews:

sovietnam:

saul-tortellini:

romcommunist:

“honeymoon phase” i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue